What movies have not aged well?

-J W Pepper

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Did you become a cuckold for your wife?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

In what circumstances might a chaperone be appropriate for a medical examination?

Live and Let Die

Moonraker

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why does my dog keep licking at her privates now? She is 7 years old and has barely started licking there. The vet said she’s fine but she keeps doing that.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Ah so!”

How did the DMK alliance manage to keep the BJP out of Tamil Nadu politics all these years? Is the picture now changing in Tamil Nadu after the entry of Annamalai?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Octopussy

Are there any more 'nun' jokes?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-All the bad guys are black.

What is the impact of being stereotyped as poor on an individual's life? How does it make them feel?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Can you DM your uncle’s wife for a video?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

If a guy is attracting a bunch of what he believes to be "ugly" women, is he crushing the dating game?

Dr No

Goldfinger

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why don’t people want the American Dream anymore - marriage, kids, a dog, and the white picket fence?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Diamonds Are Forever

You Only Live Twice